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Wearing my F.Bag and Bestia hoodies at the same time BC damn do I love #ItalianLesbians

#I'm going to see my grandmummy in the morning #but I'm on Nightshift and I get sooooo cold when I'm tired #I rmr once I came home from Nightshift (sat into sun) and I was staying up to watch the racing #it was like 17c and I was in my house #fluffy socks a t-shirt a pajama shirt a hoodie #another hoodie another hoodie and a big Pingu hoodie thing #I looked like the Michelin man #and TBh the worst part of layering up is ik if I go to bed in the fit #I'll wake up in 3 hours in a pool of ass sweat #anyways I miss my Italian lesbians #I hate when commentators dog on Bestia like he's not on a goddddd awful bike #and was never able to truly come back from his shoulder blade injury #bro has every right to become Morbidelli² START KICKING BITCHES #alas I miss prime Ducati years 💍🫶#ofc they're still great but f.bag is fighting the urge to kill himself every weekend and one of their riders is the deeeevvvviiiilllll #very sad times #motogp #francesco bagnaia #enea bastianini

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How I feel when it takes me 8 light years to notice a very obvious design on a riders helmet

#it took me like 3 years to notice Acosta has sharks on the side of his helmet #and Mugello M3 I see Brian uriarte has a heart on his aero hump *aw cute*#mf his helmet has a massive fucking heart on the front #Specsavers I'm coming bae #am I the only person who has this #cos I swear everytime it's like HOW DID I NOT NOTICE #MotoGP #moto2 #moto3

The height difference I need 😍🫶💋

#I'm still acorig truthing !#how we feeling acorig TRUTHERS #y'all only like sharks and roses more BC Aldeguer doesn't look like a very budget George Michael tribute #or is that just me #maybe much like George Michael escrig also likes bumming men in bushes we'll never know #motogp #moto2 #pedro acosta #Alex escrig

Pecco getting a podium the same day his hoodie arrived to my house in the mail

FAAAATEEEEE.

#ok it was inpost ikik royal mail don't do Sunday deliveries #anyways #today was banging #the race was kinda boring I don't like Mugello that much HOWEVER #YUMMMMMMMMY #I fookin love vinted sm btw #if U also use vinted for GP merch consider urself my enemy #or don't BC I BE BUYYYINGGG ALLLLLL THAT SHIT #I got a Pecco hoodie that retailed for 80 for 10 #and if it couldn't get better? Suzuki Escstar tank top for 4.90 #and if it couldn't get better better? both were items I wanted to buy back when shops stocked them but I didn't have the money #so it would've cost me 110 retail for those items and I spent 15 on them #genuinely secondhand MotoGP merch (eBay depop vinted) is my absolute YUMMMM #I'm gonna move into a bigger room in my house this year and when I do that I'm gonna post my whole collection #cos there is a lot #I wanna tally how much it all would've cost at retail BC woooheeeeeee #I could probably wear a different MotoGP shirt per day of the month w no repeats #motogp #pecco bagnaia

"I love Acosta's hair"

This Ur man?

#also can I say as someone who's had an Acosta length mullet...#his real one not this #they're sooooo uncomfortable! they always get caught on Ur neck/back and they TICKLE #you know who can pull off a mullet? moon jongup ✊🇰🇷#joking I really do hate mullets #the more riders I see with them the more they piss me off #or like on tinder scrolling TRAUMATIZED #oh actually yeah on the whole *I had a mullet his length*#I've also had a shaved back of head kinda like he used to but I didn't have a fade and mm!#I wouldn't cut my hair that short again but god was the maintenance nice and ! no sweaty *omg my hairs making me too warm*#motogp #pedro acosta

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MotoGP top trumps PT4

#enea bastianini #maverick vinales #brad binder #Pedro Acosta #MotoGP

MotoGP top trumps PT3

#🙈#MotoGP #fermín aldeguer #Alex marquez #pecco bagnaia #franco morbidelli #fabio di giannantonio #Joan mir #Luca Marini

MotoGP top trumps PT2

#toprak got two cards BC his MotoGP stats R just a disservice to him but it's in part 1 I forgot to mention it lol #MotoGP #ai ogura #raul fernandez #fabio quartararo #jorge martin #alex rins #jack miller #toprak razgatlioglu #Johann Zarco #diogo moreira

MotoGP top trumps PT1

#I'm sorry to b cringe on main but I love top trumps and I'm genuinely sad theres not an up-to-date version #so I made some!#they're poorly made YES! BUT I LIKE MY SLOP MADE BY MAN 🙂‍↕️#i wanna make my bff's play MotoGP top trumps with me we always play cards when we meet up #could I find somewhere that prints playing card sized prints ? no but it's ok my friends are blind so #I got 6x4 prints #which is like double playing card sized but yolo #I pretended I'd never ordered off free prints before and I got my whole deck #for 2.90 including a box for them #MotoGP #jorge lorenzo #Casey stoner #dani pedrosa #andrea dovizioso #Valentino Rossi

You ever seen someone talking about their favs and think "holy shit I'm not glazing mine enough"

#you guys know how much I love Acosta #I own hundreds worth of his merch I own one of his knee sliders right #tell me why I see a comment saying he's better than Bezzecchi?#I reply asking wtf they mean #and a DIFFERENT person replies too glazing Acosta #*oh oh he's a double wdc and he's on a slow KTM*#brother by that logic JOAN MIR is a superior rider to Bezzecchi #and U guys know Joan mir is literally my ride or die !!! but in current form Bezzecchi is farrrrrr superior to both!#also yes the Aprilia is much better this year but!#Bezzecchi would've had a hand developing that bike you can't be mad a team has succeeded in producing a good bike like ??#also lowkey 😔#I think if you put Bezzecchi on a factory KTM he'd perform similar to Acosta #like in their current forms they are relatively well matched #idgaf about Acosta's potential!!! if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bike IT DOESNT MATTER COS ITS NOT REAL #motogp #F1 #marco bezzecchi #pedro acosta

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Me and my bestie who I get gay allegations with

#it's me I'm alleging this against them #sharks and roses that permin this where my acoisg TRUTHERS #and the difference is escrig is actually still friends w Acosta 🙈#jk idgaf about any shipping #literally bfs tho #why you letting Ur homie walk U around like this #U know on Acosta note I hate his mullet sm #motogp #moto2 #pedro acosta #Alex escrig

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#U know the other day I was saying about F1 drivers being ultra rich wackos #well it was started cos I was having a discussion on tiktok where I'd asked someone in the comments if they genuinely believe #their fav F1 driver is a morally and ethically good person #great whatever #IMAGINE MY SHOOOCCCCCK when someone replied #*I genuinely believe Vettel and Verstappen are good people*#vettel whatever could do more everyone dickrides him for being slightly more ethical than the rest #but VERSTAPPEN????????!!!!!!!#go on remind us where he lives #also am I hallucinating OR #WAAAY back in day (like 2020 maybe 2019?)#Verstappen got in trouble for calling Stroll some rather strong insults and I SWEARRRE some special needs charity reached out #and said *it's unacceptable you said that as an apology donate some money to us to support special needs individuals*#AND HE DID NOTTTT and he didn't even apologise for what he said about stroll !#which is like me being a woker but if we're playing the *are F1 drivers actually morally good people* game I'm afraid saying retard must go

I fear motorsports fans forget all too often their favs aren't just some geezer and are in fact millionaires

#I saw a lady posting about some McLaren or in particular OP81 having some shirt that collabed w ai #and while yes I don't gaf and I don't think OP81 would've actually had a say in any of it #it was so bizarre to me like ? that's not just some dude that is a ultra rich man #these men don't just have *tehe I'm well off* money #yearly they have what you might make in your entire lifetime xx #idk I hate it with all motorsports and those *this guy was poor now he's made it* stories #*they had to take out loans!* *they had multiple jobs* loans they got approved for and jobs that paid enough to fund a F1 career?#off topic but on topic #idgaf about jack miller and he's definitely not the richest out of the gp guys #but imagine my SHOCK when my sister (who really liked miller) came to me and told me his father OWNED an oil rig #not worked on one but OWNED ????????#anyways anywayssss #I love this batman pic one of my managers posted it along with a MFING *rmr challenge 25 testers are out and about!* message #motogp #f1

#sorry the screenshot is weirdly dark my photo glitches on insta idk why it's either too dark or bright #insta included BC I think that's who made bi curious George lol #these types of memes always crack me up man #ily bagnina #motogp #pecco bagnaia

Looked up the HRC Honda team sponsors for this year to see if there was any fun pops of colour I could include in my Silverstone outfit and oh boy was it a whole lot of NOTHING

#I treat Silverstone like Coachella :3 #2021 ? mir fit I dyed my hair blue and yellow 🙏🫶#2025? dyed my hair orange for ktm I loved that I love orange sm I then chemically burnt my hair off bleaching it the rest of 2025 xx #but you see most years between 2021 and 2025 were Acosta but you know who's always gonna be my no.1? mir 😍💋🫶#so if you see some bitch in camo with yellow accent pieces and lots of crown accessories it's probably me xx #I gotta get mir in now before bro retires x #BUT I must say 2 things #1 MotoGP being a small fandom is so sad BC if I come up w an idea I can't just look up a tutorial #2 I have a replica helmet spoiler of Acosta's and I reaaaaaaally wanna craft it into a head piece but mir doesn't really have fun spoilers #so I must wait til next year #as soon as Silverstone is over I literally start prepping for next year #I save up the whole year so I can buy anything I want at Silverstone and then just treat it as fun money #I went all out this year last year I took like 600 I could spend with me #this year? I'm gonna have saved up 2k 🙈 I'm taking 2 friends with me paid for so that's a bit off BUT LIKE BRO I COULD BUY ANYYYYTHING #motogp

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"nothing bad happened on the 2nd restart so it was a good thing :) follow me for more opinions from Tel Aviv!"

#i hate when incidents happen and people say this #like it's not about the racing it's about the MORALS #U know when I was like...15 maybe 16 I used to listen to wonderful life by BMTH #and in it it has a line like *nobody cares if I'm dead or alive oh what a wonderful life*#and as a edgy teenager I was like *omg this is so MotoGP 🤩🙂‍↕️* but low-key I was onto something #anyways anywayssss #I find it so annoying and I understand if it's just fanfare #but when you actually have the riders saying *I don't think the 2nd restart was the right decision*??????#and idk I feel like dudebros are too keen to act like if it actually was serious (which thankfully both Zarco and AM are decent considering #that dorna/liberty? would've said *nooo we'll stop the race it's bad taste*#? sorry I remember watching Bollywood level replays on live television of Jason Dupasquier DYING #and then they STILL raced on the Sunday #the morale at Mugello that year was AWFUL ! such a young kid gone #alas alas toxic masculinity reigns supreme #motogp

HOLT SHIT

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