fuck ice, acab baby

it's that time of the year where i can't tell if im romantically in love with my friend or if it's platonic.....i would like to purchase one lobotomy and a gallon of the mary jane please.

UPDATE: SAID FRIEND AND I ARE NOW DATING. THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE TIMELINE. A GALLON OF THE MARY JANE IN CELEBRATION

i wanna see something. reblog this and tag whether youve ever slept in jeans 

are you uninformed loons really unaware that bananas aren’t SUPPOSED to cause tingling & swelling sensations?

also potatoes are not supposed to give you potato sweats. pineapples aren’t supposed to be spicy

YES pineapples contain an enzyme that literally dissolves the top layer of the inside of your mouth. NO, most people aren’t able to actually taste that happening

kiwis aren’t supposed to make your mouth itch

much respect to the people in the notes going “i have learned something new about myself today, but i am going to continuing eating and enjoying my itchy spicy danger food”

Important question: are grapes supposed to make your throat pruny like fingers in bathwater?

honey, no.

so celery isn’t supposed to make your mouth numb. this is a revelation to me

White people specifically need to reblog this, I don’t CARE if it makes you uncomfortable–that’s the point. Listen to Native voices about Native issues PLEASE

i love smelling weed in a public place like i know somebody havin a good time!

Normalize being out of touch. Normalize being out of time. Let people be out of their heads when you’re not around.

on a spiritual level I am wildly and irresponsibly brandishing a knife as I gesture