odi et amo

it's beginning to suck a lot like penis

We need shittable cities (actively maintained public restrooms).

certified creep. seven days a week. weird ass pussy.

Disability will have you thinking shit like “I’m not even that disabled. I can manage as long as I limit myself to very specific careers, never go shopping for more than an hour or two at a time, keep my plans open so I can cancel and stay in if need be, and only go out a few nights per week at the most”

Want to carve pumpkins with me ? (Flirting)

it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

tshirt that says "i'm not the scrub daddy, i'm just the scrub that stepped up"

a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory

I do agree, but they're not my tags. They're from @half-elf-in-sheets 👍