"You called me mom!"

*anything mildly inconvenient happens*

y’all: he’s a Good Boi stop being so mean to him!!!!! he has dyscalculia and is probably gay stop it!!!! buffy’s a bitch who won’t give him a chance

jonah: (I like jonah don’t kill me but) leads a girl on for half a season, didn’t have much of a regard for her feelings the whole time, literally smiled as he rejected her, and only started returning her feelings when she was finally over him 

y’all: the anxiety made him lead her on that’s it!!! but fuck andi anyway #jyrus

amber: (I don’t hate her either but) bullies a girl for a whole season, literally does the meanest shit, gets a girl she was trying to make amends with ARRESTED 

y’all: well she totally has a mental illness so like? she’s excused

walker: rehearses how he’s gonna talk to a girl he likes in corny dumb baby fashion and it actually works

y’all: there’s something…off about him. he seems….how do you say? manipulative and ahem toxique. he’s too weird for andi…something’s UP

buffy: doesn’t fall at the beck and call of a boy who bullied her for a whole season, is understandably upset when she finds out her best friend is in cahoots with said bully and has told that bully personal things about her

y’all: she’s such a childish, manipulative, TOXIC person who overreacted oh my god!!!! she’s abusing cyrus

andi: is a literal child going through many drastic changes and acts accordingly

me whenever tj looks in buffys direction:

cyrus *screaming through the whole street*: you ! buffy i choose you !!!! you’re my best friend !!!!!!!!! buffy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

buffy: