Thoughts And Laughs

Wtf is salt? “Hey, throw this rock on your food and it will taste better. Also if you don’t get enough of it you’ll die, and if you get too much of it you might die too”

Weightlifting is picking heavy things up and putting them back down with the intent of damaging my body so that I can pick heavier things up and put them back down.

What do people who only type U or UR for you and your, do with all that extra free time?

The real walk of shame is when you take all the cups and plates you’ve been hoarding all weekend down to the kitchen.

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

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Do foreigners not have this law??? Don’t you have McDonald’s too? You have to keep your Mickey’s card with you and scan it after you order so they know you got your mandatory ration.

My dad’s vegan, has been for almost a year, and is still on the run from the law. I hope he comes home soon.

Oh my GOD do you people not research anything. This is not true. Look, you can go to your local Agency of Meats and get an alternate card and not have to eat at McDonalds. You can go to Sonic if you’re in the South, or In and Out in CA. If you’ve got medical and religious documentation you can even apply for a conscientious beef objector status and switch to KFC or Popeye’s. Seriously you people who can’t be bothered to do this are making it harder for everyone else.

These dogs work in courtrooms to help comfort victims when testifying against their abusers, and they’re amazing! 

My friends say I’m a reckless driver. But I’ve never been in a wreck. So, I guess I’m a wreckless driver.

@confidentlycourtney How I feel about Abigail sometimes!! 😂

This is a top tier post

My heart just grew three sizes

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

YES, EVERYONE!! Read this! You’re wonderful!

I will reblog this every time.

Literally this.

“This” is the modern “Amen”

Positivity here

this makes me so angry

I feel like this is what it means when dudes say “no homo”