we'll paint it red

Kingsy? Are you serious? I’m not sure Marucs approves of this one, probably even less so than I do. Should I call you Jabbsy then? To match your nickname too?

I haven't heard him say anything otherwise. But then again he knows how sensitive I am.

Right, angel. I almost forgot about that deceiving nickname.

I don't think you give yourself enough credit- I believe my say goes quite a ways here so you'd be better off believing it. 

I am so sorry! I didn’t see you there.

I suppose I could make an exception for an angel. 

Oh Jabba, I am Queen, that’s right for sure, but a Queenie? I’m not so sure about that one.

It matches Kingsy's. You can't blame me for enjoying matching nicknames. 

Shut the fuck up.

What? Otherwise you'll cut off my balls and shove them down my throat? 

I’m going to cut off your balls and force feed them to you in your sleep so you can choke and die.

No, I didn’t know you had a setting other than annoying.

Who took a piss in your milk this morning, Catey? Don't tell me Kingsy hasn't returned any of your text messages. 

Oh my god, go away, I don’t have the patience for you.

Now that isn't very nice. Don't you know that I have feelings too? 

Flattery will get you nowhere Jabba, besides I don’t see how it suits me?

I thought it would have been obvious. You are one after all, aren't you? Unless I'm wrong. 

The day there's a lack of blood stained shirts in the laundry will be the day I die.

Thank god that day isn't ever coming any time soon.

If you mean by slight miscalculations my day then well, I suppose you’re right Jabba.

Oh, but it suits you so well. And everything else pales in comparison. 

"Honestly, locking a damn door must be harder than it looks since you managed to just barge in without it blocking your path. I’ll just put a chair against it next time. What’s up?"

Look at you, already learning. 

"Well…that didn’t go as predicted"

Slight miscalculation gone wrong, Queenie?

"All sass and no pants; my life moto. It was supposed to be locked."

Clearly you didn't do a very good job. Poor diligence on your part considering your position. 

  “Friendly advice: knock.”

Aren't we full of sass? We also have locks on these doors for a reason, boy. 

"Oh, you’re so fresh. Are there any secret tactics you’d let me learn?”

That sounds like a tall order, darling. 

"You’ll still be special to me, Jabba, dear!”

And as much as that means to me, you know that I'm a greedy, selfish person and that wouldn't be enough.