...It turned out to be neither of those things.

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

every since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to aimlessly wander a blighted landscape

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

I hope everyone has a fun and festive America Go To Hell Day

we are in a true love recession

Get Sexy Let No One Hit

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise