...It turned out to be neither of those things.

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

I understand what people are getting at when they say Trump has no real principles or political beliefs and only cares about power and making money. But it should include the HUGE caveat that he is a dedicated racist and woman-hater.

It is CRAZY that his party is about to sweep a senate race that should have been competitive because her competition was outed as a rapist, and the most Trump could muster was “well women lie about these things sometimes” like he’s really just doing it for the love of the game (raping women)