...It turned out to be neither of those things.

women should get even more childless

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

Anon bb come back i can change for you

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

every since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to aimlessly wander a blighted landscape