Birth is a Curse and Existence is a Prison 🕺🏻

who put me in charge of me. mistake. I cannot be trusted

i went to strong apes that kill you island and

she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!

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This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!

My parents were not very good teachers of life skills so this is G R E A T.

psh, this party sucks *teleports to the cactus dimension* oh i don't like it here

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reblog my aro posts you cowards

i just know kevin never got over the fact that he somehow pulled nathaniel wesninskis file out of thousands of strikers like I just know that 10 years later he would still be up at night like “how the fuck did i actually manage that what the fuck”