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*sees new pictures of Cardinal Copia*

Me: This reminds me of something......but what the hell is it...?

My Brain: Hmmmm.........is it this?

Me: Kind of? I mean.... yeah, that seems like it should be it, right? But that’s not it....I can’t put my finger on it.......something about the combination of the fixed expression of the mask and the body movement.....

My Brain: Aaah.... *SIGH*.....I’ve got it....

Me: WHAT. Really?

My Brain: Yup.

Me: ............

My Brain: Yup.

Me: God damn it.

#cardinal copia #the creepy burger king king #ghost #pretty sure this was not the desired effect

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@spoonriverrat

!!!!!

Look at this stalwart little floof!!!

#FFFEP #bun alert #a prince among buns #a bun who means business

If the ad is any indication, apparently the new iphone will be available for purchase at the nearest Black Lodge.

#works best when paired with the new water and garmonbozia resistant otterbox #twin peaks

Okay, this was too fun not to do a few more. As I failed to explain well in the first couple, these were lazy Valentine designs that I decided to fill in with very out of context quotes from the Olympic Figure Skating commentary that was playing on tv when I was trying to think of actual useful and sentimental and thoughtful Valentines. Oh well. 😂 @spoonriverrat @spice-ghoul @metalhat @bearfeat42 @diascordium @lucifersbrightstar @guttersnarls @tothepit

#surprisingly vulgar #but actually less vulgar than they could have been #I cracked the whole time I was doing this #because apparently I’m a 12 year old boy #happy Valentine’s Day #yay olympics

Stuck in bed with the flu + Olympic Figure Skating on the tv in the background + Valentine’s Day = these.

#heart and handwriting by me #sentiments quoted directly from Olympic Figure Skating commentary

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@spoonriverrat LOOKATTHEFLOOFSBEINGFREEENNNNS!!!

Doggo: Fren? *lick*

Capy: FREN!!! *SNUFFLE*

#fffep back in effect #i've watched this like 30 times in a row now #and that little happy blink the capy does right after he gets licked on the nose just keeps getting more adorable every time #they are just the best things

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Con: I’ve had a stupid fucking nonsense song relentlessly stuck in my head since yesterday.

Pro: I just discovered that it has an equally stupid but much more entertaining video.

Balance has been achieved.

spice-ghoul

Oh. Mahgawd. HOW have I never seen this video???

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@spice-ghoul

RIGHT??! I had no idea this video even existed until a few minutes ago. I don’t know how that happened??

My current totally unresearched and wildly speculative theory is that he had it locked in the vault, with instructions that it was only to be released after his death, when he would be spared the embarrassment.

#faux unfounded prince lore

Con: I’ve had a stupid fucking nonsense song relentlessly stuck in my head since yesterday.

Pro: I just discovered that it has an equally stupid but much more entertaining video.

Balance has been achieved.

#batdance #prince #it is impossible to tell with this song if prince is kind of phoning it in or if he is trying waaay too hard #aawww...nobody else is going to remember this nonsense are they?#and I’m going to be old kid - sitting over here in my dusty corner and talking about the 1989 Batman soundtrack...

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The Japanese dwarf flying squirrel may be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen with my own two eyeballs.

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Lookatallthefatlittlefloooooooofs!!!!❤️❤️❤️

#i kind of want to screen in my backyard and get like 200 of these #Japanese birthday squirrel fffep #god they're so cute that it hurts to look at them #nothing should be this cute #are they like full of venom or do they explode when you make eye contact with them or something?#i just don't understand how every person in the world doesn't have one of these that they carry around in their pocket at all times

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#I'll see that Stop It Roger Capy and raise you a Stop It Roger Mox

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@spice-ghoul

Okay, I just caught what is definitely my favorite half second in the History in Black video and it is this one, where they look like they’re having a casual meal at a Long John Silver’s back in 1991 and the power suddenly went out.

#priest #i also just realized that i'm taking for granted that Long John Silver's still looked like this everywhere in 1991 #when really - the one in the town where i grew up was probably just super outdated

weirdchristmas

Who would want this? “Let’s make a gorgeous carriage and then have it pulled by the ugliest bird we can find!”

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@spoonriverrat

Agghgh! Monster turkey? Extremely tiny humans? Scary either way!

#questions #why are old greeting cards so fucking weird?!

spayceghoul

I…

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@double-atari

#well this is a delightful combination

I haven’t put these up before, right? I meant to and then totally forgot, I think? Anyway - I did these for fun, when the single got released, which was like, weeks and weeks ago. And I seriously doubt that anyone who would see this HASN’T already heard it or the fantastic album it came from, Paramount People, which has also been out for weeks now - but if you haven’t, then GO LISTEN, Y’ALL.

@niels-nielsen-unofficial

#seriously #Paramount People is the best #being a Flying Fox is the best #Niels Nielsen is the best

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I keep learning about new lake monsters and then having to scavenge for things that aren’t lake monsters to put some buffering between them.

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@spoonriverrat

#i think this is a good problem to have #teapots for all!#chuck 'em in the lake!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN @@spoonriverrat @spice-ghoul @double-atari @tothepit @lucifersbrightstar @ineedthatseat @unholykazoo @guttersnarls @metalhat @burden-in-my-hand @kidzbopdeathmetal @bearfeat42 and everyone else to whom this applies, because I don’t have time to keep adding people right now!! 😁

#Halloween #Pider #Humanatee #neko draws things that aren’t horror movies or Swedish musicians

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If you’re going to call me and interrupt my music in the middle of “No Scrubs” you best have something important to say.

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