18+ And NSFW

What’s scarier? The fact that these people exist, or that they wonder why women don’t like them?

If you just randomly stand too close to a random stranger, of course she’s going to move away from you. You’re in her personal space. (It’s also possible that she’s afraid that she’s in yours. Maybe she thinks you were there first and she somehow didn’t see you.)

If you want to meet women, go to a place where women want to meet men. If you just approach a woman who’s minding her own business, of course she’s not going to be open to a conversation with you. It doesn’t matter if you’re a “Chad”. If she plans on being left alone, she’s most likely not going to change those plans. It’s not because you’re ugly.

You didn’t give up what you wanted to do for the sake of a stranger’s comfort, BUT THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT YOU EXPECTED HER TO DO!

Then you FUCKING CHASED HER! And you COMPLAIN THAT SHE RUNS AWAY! It’s not because you’re ugly. It’s because you’re FUCKING DANGEROUS!

Man: *joins internet groups devoted to hating women*

Man: *drives van into crowd, victims "predominantly" women*

person: [gets dirty/bloody]

Ashes- ‘Ring -a- Ring o’ Rosies/a pocket full of posies’….Foreboding strings hover over a sinister opening intro track. It’s a deliciously devilish intro too…

Rats- Any fears that Ghost couldn’t follow the immediacy of ‘Square Hammer’ are allayed by this chugging humdinger, pinned together by a chorus so outrageously catchy and simple it’ll plague you for months (see what we did there?).

Faith- The heaviest song on the album, Sabbathian riffs are layered in silky guitar riffs and some thunderous drum work. The only song on ‘Prequelle’ that could fit on ‘Opus Eponymous’

See the Light- A piano driven power ballad with a chorus that could melt icebergs, this has Festival Anthem written all over it.

Misasma- A stunning instrumental number that isn’t so much an album track as turbo powered 80s action movie soundtrack condensed into five thrilling minutes. Oh and there’s a saxophone solo, what else would you expect?

Dance Macabre- Imagine Europe if they came from Transylvania instead of Sweden and you’ll be some way to getting your head around this rock n roll rager.

Pro Memoria- Ghosts rock opera ambitions are fully realized on this haunting number that packs in guitars, pianos, organs and even a church bell. Impressive.

Witch Image- How is it possible for a lyric like, ‘While you sleep in Earthly delight/Someone’s flesh is rotting tonight’ to exist in a song so upbeat you could drop it in a wedding party!?!

Helvetesfonster- A bombastic instrumental that could have been cut from ‘Bat Out of Hell’ for being too OTT. It’s ludicrous. We love it.

Life Eternal- ‘Is this the moment of just letting go?’ A suitably epic grand finale to the greatest heavy metal musical ever written. We’re exhausted.

Written Out By: Jordan Zmia