nick

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

Some of you might be aware of a new game I made all by myself called Hollow Knight: Silksong. It's a cute little passion project with a lots of silly moments. I hope you all enjoy playing it, and don't be afraid to give me some feedback.

❗️TIP: Send this developer death threats if you don’t like their passion project!

Please don't, criticism is one thing, but don't send death threats.

You need to send me death threats

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

therians? this doesn’t affect me in the slightest. weird transgenders? okay who cares. contradictory labels? none of my business. neopronouns? it takes 5 seconds of my time to google how to use a pronoun set this is like minimal brain work. bi lesbians? i don’t get how that works but the world will keep spinning. normalize minding your own business

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emotional support tumblr user who will be posting regardless of employment status

Yeah

friday 13 you know what that means

the killer

ah fuck im imagining it

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash