the author is dead, and I killed them

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

the structural goal of lesbian media representation is to make being a dyke look as unappealing as possible. u have cops u have bullies u have blandly feminine white women pecking dispassionately it's so disconnected to the vital pulse of lesbian existence that's sexy and subversive and iconoclastic and countercultural. they can't show real lesbians because too many of them are fat communists and look good doing it

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them