me, an intellectual: whom is she

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

ever wanna raise an emotionally sound child just to flex on your parents ?

This is one of the greatest images I have ever seen

I think that teenage girls should be allowed to commit felonies

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

This is so surreal it looks fake almost

I wonder if it keeps old white men up at night that the world is run by two black women

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in