let me let go

Not at all. I don’t think anyone younger would invite me anytime soon.

why not? We could go to dinner , you seem so nice

She appeared to be 50.

Oh hmm that's not fun then. Maybe someone younger

Did she look 40?

It definitely wouldn’t. I miss talking to you, Beth.

Yeah..I miss talking to you too

If you’re paying, then let’s go.

Fine then. It wouldn't hurt to catch up either

Are you offering.. or?

Sure...I could use one too

I regret staying up until 3 am doing absolutely nothing. I need a drink. Invites?

I’m good.. I could be better but I’ll be fine eventually. Yourself?

Something wrong?

So much for Christmas decorating, huh? You know what you could do? Be an elf. That’d be adorable, yeah?

I've heard that before and I actually got hired to be a Disney elf so that's been keeping me busy.

I’m gonna take that as a compliment, because you’re right. I’d look great in a skirt.

Yeah..sure.

I need someone with a lot of muscle strength and maybe some height on them; maybe not you.

Yeah I'm the wrong person for that sort of job. I have muscles but I'm a bit wee short

It’s quite entertaining.

thanks. The guy with the skirt looked an awful lot like you though. Your calves would look pretty nice in it.

There’s no possible way that I can carry a 6ft tree into my apartment. I’m gonna need a lot of help.

I'd say me but you'd probably be better off without me

I feel you. I would just avoid going into bathrooms at clubs.

Yeah I'm going to.