beth

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

who did this

I am broken as a person and I don’t even care

the plot chickens

Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.

i could get so much done if only i could get stuff done

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

“this doesn’t concern you Robert please close the door”

……his own fam 

wow

i dont want a job i just want paychecks