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Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

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i csn’t brteath

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wat

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When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework

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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

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My employer reading my work experience off my resume

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god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven

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My coworkers reminding me what I did when I blacked out at the company Christmas party

dateaboysuggestions

Date a boy who is emotionally stable, meets you half way like a true partnership, and can take care of himself so you can always take care of yourself.

madnanc

Get a co-star, co-worker, colleague, GIRL to look at you as Sandra and Jodie.

inahiddenplace

ok but .. insulting someone’s laugh or smile is possibly.. the worst.. why would u try 2 make someone self conscious about the way they express their joy.. like ?

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thecommonchick

lesbiancousin

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we

lesbiancousin

i think people here are misunderstanding what im trying to say. this isn’t a fuck you to every straight girl who’s been to a gay bar. i myself wouldn’t blink at the idea of bringing some of my straight friends to a gay bar for a fun night out. what im criticizing is this new wave of articles and think pieces urging straight women to take refuge in places that are ultimately meant to be safe places for gay people from straight people themselves. if you want to write about a need for more women’s spaces and women’s bars where women can feel safer, im all for it. but don’t try to rewrite or infringe on what a lgbt space is meant for - a space for lgbt people themselves

thegenderdetective

You really hate women don’t you

lesbiancousin

you’re talking to a whole lesbian buddy

typhlonectes

shortvideosandstuff

skarchomp

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

skarchomp

also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

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kaedien

boot up, Bitch

awfulbear

Boot up, Bitch!

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MOOD! #2019goals

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garbage-empress

this is the only day you can reblog this

junepinetrees54

why today

garbage-empress

just is.

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twilight but bella is accidentally super stoned every time edward does something weird and supernatural so she never actually notices or figures it out by herself, but she points it out every time and scares the hell out of him

the cullens have had several code reds, all because edward’s new lab partner keeps brushing up against him unintentionally and going “woah, dude. you’re like, super cold”

eventually, after months of them hanging out and her repeatedly missing key things he gradually makes more and more obvious

he is literally sitting underneath the sun and sparkling, and she just squints at him, gives him a silly thumbs up, and then a high five shortly after

he just gives up and tells her

rosalielesbianhale

edward being so fed up with keeping the secret from bella so they’re lounging in the sun, with edward just waiting for it to click, for her to realise that he’s not human.

bella spends so long looking at him with edward completely frozen in place, waiting to see what her reaction will be. he’s prepared for fear in her eyes, for her to scream, to distance herself from him or possibly run away. what he is not prepared for is her lazily trailing her finger down the length of his forearm and breathing out a single word. “pretty.”

she then falls back on the grass with her eyes closed enjoying the sun but edward is so outraged that he springs to his feet, not even bothering to move at a human pace and throws her words back in her face as if they were an affront. “pretty?? bella, this is the skin of a killer.”

bella just snorts, barely opening her eyes to look at him “okay, edgelord,” there’s a lazy smile on her face but she doesn’t even bother to sit up before she continues, “edward, seriously, that’s the skin of every teenage girl in the 90s and i admire your bravery in attempting to bring back body glitter but don’t oversell it.”

hybridsins

I stan stoner Bella

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don’t oversell it

arrdeearr

blairellisorwhatever-blog

this never gets old

therothwoman

I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems.

smitethestate

Gold.

Bolding mine.

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Watch the real thing. Its perfectly creepy

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This guy also made Night In The Woods

eevart

Just thinking about people making year-end summaries of their accomplishments and also about reasons to keep yourself alive through the next year. Sorry, it’s a bit of a sappy comic.

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edwardyvette

Yes to this.

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hodlmyvodka

It’s a pine fall day today in Russia.

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Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.