I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said âOh did you want one of theseâ, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said âtoo badâ and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.
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dean winchester would be like "no, i can't be homophobic one of my best friends is gay" and drape his arm across cas' shoulders and give him a little squeeze
and cas would let himself get tugged in a little bit and he'd look directly at the victim they're talking to and very seriously say 'he would know, i sucked his dick.' and dean would pass out
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Steve walking around with a hair tie on his wrist all the time. He has no use for it and Robin doesnât either since she cut her hair, but heâs picked up on the fact that 99% of the time Eddie doesnât have one so he knows sooner or later, heâll end up handing it over and replacing it with a new one on his wrist the next time he leaves his house
Eddie has the neurodivergent thing where one minute heâs fine with his hair down but then when he gets stressed and overstimulated suddenly all itâs going to take to push him over the edge into a sensory overload meltdown is one more piece of hair touching his neck at the wrong moment. But he also forgets to bring hair ties and even when he remembers, he canât find where he left them and even when he can, he hates the feel of them squeezing his wrist all day so they donât last that long there
It takes a while before Eddie even realizes that Steveâs specifically stocking them for him. At first, Steve just holds them out when Eddie gets overwhelmed to the point of holding his hair off his neck with both hands because he once again doesnât have anything to tie it up with. And at first Eddie just figures Steve has them lying around from the girls he hooks up with or something, but he doesnât really think about it much. It isnât until Eddieâs stressed instinct is to turn to Steve and find him already holding a hair tie out like he can somehow sense that heâs going to need it that Eddie starts to question why he always has one, no matter how many Eddie takes and wears once before losing them to the void in his van or locker or bedroom never to be seen again
Mabel on the tumblr account she made immediately after turning 13: one of the most important things to remember about boybands in that theyâre very social! most members canât make it solo. this is why you should always give them a sleeping area that fits all of them at once, so if one of them wakes up in the middle of the night he has the others to pose with and comfort him back to bed. if he still wonât go back to sleep you can try rocking him to simulate the gentle motion of a tour bus too!
Everyone else on tumblr: haha funny joke *10k notes*
So my trainerâs bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. Heâs holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and⊠wait for itâŠ. a Navy seal. Weâre gonna go get her shit for her.
So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. Thatâs what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dudeâs house. But Iâm very proud to say, this ended without violence.
Arrival:
So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebackerâs explorer and headed over to dudeâs house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of Iâd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like âFINE. Go take what youâre looking for.â
Retrieval:
So weâre all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didnât even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasnât enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then thereâs me. Who was causing general mischiefâŠ. He said to take what I was looking for, thatâs what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because âyou guys look like you have it under control, and Iâm a sucker for egg salad.â We were in and out in 15 minutes.
Delivery:
So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirlâs spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we donât. She sent us all an email once and didnât blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. âOMG what did you say to him?â Nothing. Weâre not messenger boys. Weâre delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked âWtf is all that shit.â So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like âSoâŠ. chipoltle?â And we all got burrito bowls.
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I used to eat silica gel just to prove that it was fine to eat and there was no reason to let fascism win. Everyone hated me doing this so much, yet would give me silica gel packets as joke gifts all the time anyway. I don't know what they expected.
Anyway after a while I had so many that I started opening them up. And then I started sorting them by color and shape with a pair of tweezers into vintage class bottles.
Thereâs something going on between Steve and Eddie.
Dustin knows this, but he hasnât said anything. Canât say anything, because when Robin came out to the party a few months ago she had told them that it was private and that outing someone could be very very dangerous for them.
So Dustin hasnât said anything. But he wants to.
Itâs just that theyâre not being subtle, like, at all. Dustin sees the affection between them like thereâs a bright neon sign above their heads, and he wishes they would just tell everyone already so that Dustin doesnât have to keep waiting on them to tease them about it.
But itâs not his place to say anything, he doesnât want to put his friends in danger.
So Dustin waits and he sees everything, but he stays quiet.
He sees the way Eddie wraps a hand around the back of Steveâs neck when they think no one is watching, sees the way Steve melts into it without hesitation. He sees the way the simple touch grounds Steve in the present moment in a way that nothing else seems to do.
He sees the way Steve will pull Eddie back with a finger hooked in his belt loop whenever Eddie starts walking too fast and gets ahead of the group. He sees the way Eddie falls back immediately, lets himself be dragged backwards without protest. And he definitely sees the way Steveâs hand lingers above Eddieâs back pocket just a little too long for someone who claims that theyâre âjust friendsâ.
He sees the way the two of them are practically in each otherâs laps on the couch during movie night. Watches in the dim light of the TV screen as Steve falls asleep with his head resting on Eddieâs shoulder, Eddieâs hand running through Steveâs hair gently and absently, like itâs instinctual for him to put his hands in Steveâs hair. He notices when Eddie gently nudges Steve awake right before the movie ends so that the rest of the party wonât see that they were cuddling.
So, yeah, Dustin sees. Heâs not stupid and he knows what relationships look like. Just because his girlfriend lives in a different state doesnât mean he doesnât know. Heâs impatient, he wants his friends to trust them, or at the very least trust Dustin to keep their secret safe. Everyone was cool about Robin, theyâd definitely be cool about Steve and Eddie.
And then one day he sees something else, something that goes beyond simple affection.
During a break in the Hellfire session that Steve has allowed them to host at his house, Eddie goes to find Steve in the kitchen while no one else is paying attention. No one else but Dustin, that is. And Dustin follows.
He watches silently from the door as Eddie walks up behind Steve where heâs washing the dishes in the sink and wraps his arms around Steveâs chest. Steve doesnât even startle, doesnât jerk in surprise or chastise Eddie for sneaking up on him. No, Steve just puts the sponge and bowl down and turns the faucet off. He takes off his rubber gloves (because of course Steve would wear gloves to wash the two dishes that were in the sink) and sets them aside on the counter.
Dustin watches Steve turn in Eddieâs arms so that theyâre standing nose to nose and being his hands up to cradle Eddieâs face, like Eddie is the most precious thing heâs ever held. Dustin feels like he shouldnât be watching this, but he canât tear his eyes away from the sight of the two of them in the kitchen together.
Theyâre not doing anything weird or disgusting, theyâre just standing there, wrapped up in each other, faces close. Theyâre smiling softly and speaking too low for Dustin to make out what theyâre saying, but one thing is abundantly clear.
Theyâre in love.
Dustin has seen love before, has seen it between Hopper and Mrs. Byers, between Jonathan and Nancy, hell, heâs even seen it between Max and Lucas. So he knows what heâs seeing and he knows that itâs serious, that itâs deeper than he thought it was.
And he feels any and all desire heâd felt to tease the two of them evaporate like mist. Feels all of his impatience and indignation melt away in an instant. Because what Steve and Eddie have looks real. Looks like what Dustin imagines true love to look like.
He slinks away from the doorway slowly, not wanting to draw attention with any sudden movements, but itâs not really a risk anyway because thereâs no way either Eddie or Steve are going to look away from each other anytime soon.
And Dustin decides then that he can wait, that theyâll tell him when theyâre ready. He thinks heâs pretty lucky that his two favorite people have found something so special in each other. He thinks itâs worth waiting for.
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