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the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

hey um so your boyfriend got stuck in my moat again... yeah he tried to siege me again. can you come pick him up. before he gets eaten by the saltwater crocodiles. I'd do it myself but it's kind of gross in there and i dont wanna get eaten by saltwater crocodiles :/

if u dont love little brown birds i dont even know what to tell u. u will die by my blade

can you put that thing on a leash?

(scribbling in my notebook when all the actors and actresses hold hands and bow at the end of the play) all boyfriends and girlfriends in this one too

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

Akira bike sliding on a horse

They're unboxing the astronauts rn