Bessy Mikulo

i want to go to there

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what does a skeleton call his closest homie

his vertebruh

Is that because homies always have each others backs

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

The year is 2015, and you still have to explain to adult men AND women that there’s no such thing as a “tight” or “loose” vagina, because it’s a muscle that expands and contracts depending on a variety of reasons. Or that a woman does not pee out of her vagina. Or that reaching an orgasm during sexual assault does not mean the person enjoyed it. Or that abortion is not the destruction of a fetus, but is of a clump of cells. That the length of a penis has NO relevance to the ability to preform well sexually, since the average vagina is only 3-4 inches long. That pubic hair is not unsanitary or gross, it actually helps protect the sex organs against bacteria, and shaving actually increases chance of infection, abscesses and rashes. But no, we don’t need comprehensive sex ed in America, we’re doing fine!

England too

Fuck that motherfucker.

But why would you ask her that as if she’s out here sucking random industry dick? I found that to be highly disrespectful.

rockets launched

Boom

Imagine if "nonprofit" hospitals paid taxes when they're making hand over fist profits. Imagine the government not taxing the hell out of us to support pensions.

Food are nature’s medicine. Eat your way to health.

Oh my god please watch this I swear it is the best laugh you will ever have ever

also to all younger girls chatting up older dudes remember tht: 1. they are manipulating u 2. yes u WILL regret it no matter what u think now 3. if a relationship needs to be a secret dont be in it 4. theres a reason they cant get girls their own age lmao

Fuck your shit, I’m the Norse god of thunder.

I’m a federal agent with the FBI yoooooooo

Strange, I am also the Norse god of thunder!

I work for an organization known as Mystery, Inc. We travel the country in a van solving mysteries with a talking dog.

I AM NOW A TRAINER OF DRAGONS AND A VIKING!

Ummm - what exactly do we consider Katniss’s career to be? Revolutionary? Freedom Fighter? Survivo

I’m a Ghostbuster, bitches.

No idea. I watch too much television, in which case I’m either a Starfleet commander or a Brooklyn detective.

Drug smugglah and distributor (AIDS drugs)

I'm a student at FATI (Fashion and Technology Institute)