As strange as it seems...

THIS! This is why I tell ESL students they shouldn’t apologize for messing up English. It’s why I continue to practice Spanish and force myself to talk to those who look uncomfortable in an English speaking crowd. This is why I’m encouraged to learn two or three more languages.

since its prom season here’s a not-so-friendly reminder that if you take a disabled person to prom just so you can post about it on social media for likes/ to make yourself seem like a good person you’re disgusting

i can’t even imagine what people got away with on spring break in the 90s… like no cameras or social media to expose them

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

Stop talking yourself out of opportunities because you don't feel like you're "ready" yet. It's time. You're ready now.

Man..

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

This the shit that make niggas not even pull out. This is it. Behold. Sweet sugar walls

This looks so fucking weird lmao but this actually makes sense because I’m pretty sure during arousal they move around and guide the sperm towards the cervix. ISNT ANATOMY COOL???????????

I thought that was pulp. I thought this was some kinda delicious, juicy fruit. This is a vagina. That’s pussy pulp.

I thought these were bugs or something, this is so cool

Ummm 😳 ok wow

This is amazing.

Wooweeee ☺️

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

This is like….the realest picture I’ve ever seen 😂

They look so fed up

Michelle is me all the damn time

I hate when old ppl just ask you what church you go to like my nigga why you assume I fuck with preachers like that.