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the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

why did it call jon a thot

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

ohh mein gott, zhey're posting püssenvagen on ze instagrāmmen

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

That’s not cool yo. I know it’s easy to hate, but people will never change and realize the error of their ways if all you do is hate them. It’d be a lot more powerful if that woman was helped and realized that her helper did so in spite of their differences.

I live for the applesauce

*applause 

I know what I’m about son