kawaii desu ne

“Your prayer will not be answered!”

“You have chosen foolishly, you sophomoric child!”

“Divinity has forsaken you! *murmured*…Oooh, good one.”

“Where there is one set of footprints? That’s where I ended you.”

“The Goddess loves everyone…except you.”

“Love thy neighbour unless he’s an idiot.”

“Blessed are the merciful… To bad you weren’t.”

“I’ll end you like I ended that fig tree.”

“You’ll wish for forty days and forty nights!”

“Rather than bringing the dead back to life I’ll do the reverse!”

“There aren’t enough ‘Hail Seiros’s in the world to save your soul!”

“Thou shalt not kill… But since I made the rules…”

“I’ll turn you over like a table in the temple!”

“Ever wanted to walk through the valley of the shadow of death?”

“I don’t need four horsemen to end you!”

“Thought I treated Job harshly…? Get ready for this!”

“I’m not patient enough for Gethsemane - we end it now!”

“I’ll do to you what I did to Pharoh!”

“Slithering scum. You know I hate snakes!”

“I’ll walk across the ocean just to end you!”

“Prepare ye the way of the goddess!”

“Mea culpa!”

“He who is without sin… Oh, let’s just cast that stone!”

“So DO fear, for I am with you”

“Love is patient, love is kind. But I am not!”

“Who said ‘love your enemies’?”

“I will now give you strength!”

Casting Thoron: “Let there be lightning!”

“For it is by grace you have been doomed!”

“Walk through the darkest valley and get lost!”

*casting Meteor* “Roll this stone aside!”

And I agree: El and Sothis would get along well. Sothis clearly disagrees with what has been done in her name. And they would tease Byleth together.

“Even when she does think… she asked me to tea 24 times last weekend! I counted.”

“I live in her head. I know you went every time.”

*El blushing* “Well… yes…”

“She could have just asked Hubert.”

Edelgard, totally ignoring her: “Please, let her stutter next time.”

Pro: Thing

cuteness overload ✨

Hey y’all... so I have been taking a break from this blog for a while due to a deep shame I’ve been feeling about it. The truth is I was fucking wrong about my OWN mbti type. I’m actually an ISTJ not an ISTP and I have been hiding in shame due to the fact that these types are completely different and how could I have been lacking so much self awareness that I messed these two up.

I never even looked at ISTJs for longer than like 5 seconds because their stereotypes are so strongly not me that I just subconsciously figured that because I have ADHD I could never be an ISTJ, which is bull shit. Mental disorders don’t dictate your personality and I want everyone to know that.

Too long didn’t read:

Your mental disorders aren’t going to drastically affect your personality. Example being me thinking that I couldn’t be an ISTJ since I have ADHD and my symptoms tend to be against the stereotype of ISTJ. Don’t fall for stereotypes my dudes:(

"So you're a-"

I sold my soul to bring you back to life after your untimely death and I only have a month left with you so  I’m trying to make it count.

You’re a ghost who’s trying to get to the after life so I’m helping you out but I fell in love and now I don’t want you to go but it’s too late.

You keep having strange dreams that turn out to be us in a past life and you’re determined to find me again but in this life I’m already dead

I’m a firefighter and you live near the station I work at and we talk/flirt with each other a lot. One day me and my team get called to put out a fire and it’s your home ablaze. You don’t make it out.

We live in a futuristic era where you’re a scientist and I’m you assistant. An experiment goes horribly wrong resulting in my death. You try to put my brain in a robot and it works but it’s not the same.  

I’m your guardian angel who’s been breaking the rules and keeping you alive longer than you should be and as punishment I have to watch you die.

You’re a civilian and I’m a knight. We fall in love and are the cutesy couple ever. A enemy kingdom attacks our kingdom and in the heat of a battle you’re kidnapped (or killed) right in front of me while I’m unable to do anything about it.

I’m in a gang and you’re too precious for this world but you still hang out with me. One day my gang activity gets your hurt so I completely cut off all ties to keep you safe.

I’m a vampire that has a moment of weakness when you’re near by and it doesn’t end well.

You’re secretly a spy and to keep me safe when things go downhill you have to break up with me and you do it as harshly as possible so I don’t try and follow you (optional: I do follow and your worst fear comes true)

Me watching Jean beat the crap out of Reiner

Me watching Jean

For my favorite Fire Emblem Character: Claude Von Riegan!