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Being a writer is more about googling words to make sure they absolutely mean what you always assumed they meant than simply writing.

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inthetags

reblog and put in the tags your favorite fictional robot

#prev #yup

cheaphalloweencostume

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

knight-time-zzz

nullble and jingle brain worms

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cara mia, addio

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shockonthewire

ive been thinking a LOTT about stick figure chell i\i still have no idea what color i should make her though

shrimperini

Happy 15 years of peak fiction 🧡💙

the-dangerous-mute-lunatic

I can’t stop thinking about a Bioshock crossover. Like, Cave and Caroline heading down to Rapture to continue their work after the senate hearings about the missing astronauts. Cave would go nuts with the plasmids

"Sir, please do not test that on yourself. We have people back at the facility who we can try it on. I'd much rather we be in our right heads when we deal with, whatever is down here." "If you do truly wish to use it, then let's wait till there's a threat and the moment is right. Then I'll love to see what you can do."

#HOLY PEAK #oh my gawd #bioshock #portal

yasmin1000000

Msg literally stands for Makes Shit Good so why would you not want it

robertfagden

okay well when you say it like that it makes it sound stupid

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alternative universe where potato glados is just a physical representation of chell's anxiety as she goes through old aperture. glados slowly works herself to the point where she's convinced that they're both going to die down there, that chell isn't going fast enough, that she'll never get back in her body. chell is thinking the exact same things, and hearing them echoed by the most intelligent Thing on the planet only serves to amplify her own anxiety. it takes considerable effort from her to not throw glados into the acid just to get her to shut the hell up

#portal #portal 2 #glados #chell #just thinking #somebody (me) should write this #hmm #i already have an old aperture au in the making. i fear if i write both they'd wind up too similar #maybe i'll combine them. who knows

captainorangejacket

Last night I dreamt that Valve released Portal 3. GLaDOS was desperate to have Chell back so she managed to kidnap her with some robots she sent to the surface. In the Aperture Science facility, she built an ideal "white picket fence" suburban neighborhood with a fake blue sky. Every single thing in the "neighborhood" was made up of sentient robots terrified of not making Chell happy enough to stay. If Chell did something that made it seem like she was displeased, GLaDOS would execute the robots involved to ensure it didn't happen again.

Through Chell being Chell, determined, the various robots decided that she was going to lead them on an escape mission. The robots helped Chell through various tests GLaDOS administered (like using the portal gun to bake a nice pie, no cake) and assumed through her not speaking, that she agreed to whatever they said.

The plot went on and Chell found GLaDOS, in a small potato sized body, disguised as a hot water heater in a cramped furnace room. She was attached to a feminine mannequin dressed in a test subject's outfit as she missed Chell that much. The mannequin had bullet holes and burn marks so GLaDOS either was testing on it or took out her frustrations on it.

Some of the robots took this as a sign to escape while GLaDOS blathered on about how much she didn't need you and didn't miss you. The dream ended there but feel free to make up how the rest of it goes.

exploding-scarletbomb

Sticky situation, amiright?

peculiar-wood

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH HAVE SOME VAGUELY (. however much you want it to be.) OBJECTUM (ditto)TOXIC YURI YAAAAAY

chiki-teddy

Glados

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