This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.

OK thanks

The laugh that just erupted from me was ungodly.

Patents are just capitalist dibs

I really wanna get drunk with someone and talk about pointless shit like dogs and then make out for hours but then fall asleep in each others arms

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

that moment during a concert when u realize that the musicians are actually real and you’re like wtf

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

Ugh I just wanna be covered in tattoos

Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol