uwu

garlic has never wronged me… been a friend through it all

oh boy i cant wait to get my own pair ot Ray-Ban sunglasses for only 24.99

you’re laughing. i said this is the official charity event of ray-ban sunglasses, all styles of glasses are only $24.99, and you’re laughing.

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

i need to stop saying girlboss i could be in the hospital bleeding out and my nurse will be changing out my iv drip and id say omg girlboss

i hope that people who leave rants in their tags, people who leave descriptions for their playlists, people who have funny titles for their essays, people who read aloud to themselves, people who giggle at their own jokes, and people who smile when they make eye contact with strangers are all having excellent days

head full but i dont even know what’s in there

good afternoon to ppl who get secondhand embarrassment easily, gay ppl that like christianity as an aesthetic, girls with no tits, gamers that only play animal crossing, pineapple pizza lovers, anyone who has major road rage, ppl who only pull forward to park, ice chewers, girls with hairy arms, and ppl who only take extremely hot showers

being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd

“why the FUCK am I in nevada”

we need to appreciate nyan cat more she's the first gay cat to go to space. its hard work

it really is just me and my spotify premium account against the world huh.....