all you bitches

not even risking that shit

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead.

Aubrey fucking hits him and then realizes she should of hit him harder

Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're still very proud of your blog.

For every Reblog 1$ will be donated to my autistic brothers fundraiser :)

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

Gotta reblog.

Rule 1

nash created tumblr??

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

Spongebob’s doing it right