Oh Hotdogs!

We’re already living together and we haven’t killed each other yet, so yeah. 

I'm a-afraid to say yes...

No. 

...You really want me too?

Benny, boo boo. Do you want to marry me? Do you want to be Mrs. Benjamin Waterfield? 

When you're sober, Luca.

Drunk talking is sober thinking! 

Ask me again when you're sober, Luca.

…What? No, the other one.

What's the other one?

Ben, Benny, Benjamin, what is my motto?

"It's okay to lick the other side of the lamp?"

ME!

W-What? You're drunk...

Benjamin, will you marry?

Will I marry? One day, I hope!

How would you know if it is silly or not, that might just be how it is supposed to sound.

W-What?

I don’t see why he would be a turn on, but ‘kay.  

Oh, he is! You just have to see him uhm...w-well, I hope you don't see him like that.

Pfft, no It doesn’t. My dirty talking is always on point. 

Sometimes it sounds kind of silly.

Right, and that’s a turn off?

Well...they wouldn't be Luca.

Sooo, people who’s not like 100 years old then? 

Exactly! They have so much more life experience than me.

I’m Luke Skywalker and your ass is the Death Star.

Your dirty talk needs work.

We won’t because we’re super awesome and I say so. And after that I’m taking you up the the cliff for some sexy time up there, and if a hobo happens to sneak a peak through the window then we’ll just have to live with that.

My bums gonna be real sore by the time breaks over.

Sexy plans. Like I how the schools are closed, I wanna sneak into the algebra classroom, do you on Mr. Mitchell’s desk.

Wh-What if we get c-caught, Luca?

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard anyone ever say, oh my god haha. 

Well, I like people who are my age.