outside the lines

Sooooo, who’s in town? 

Not me.  

Guillaume. He’s the dance academy director actually…

Oh, wow! Go big or go home, right?

Timmy? Like Jimmy Cricket?

Really? I thought it was Timmy.  

Well…they wouldn’t be Luca.

I don't see why he would be a turn on, but 'kay.  

I haven’t hooked up with that many. I’m really working on this one guy. I think I’m making a break through.

How interesting, what's his name? 

Just call me your conscience. You’re the bravery and I’m the doubt.

You'll be my Timmy the cricket!

You think so?

Most definitely. You make me swoon, Max. 

Exactly! They have so much more life experience than me.

Right, and that's a turn off?

Well.. I’m pretty sure you could teach me even more, miss D.

Oh, like what? 

That too, especially the dancers.

Well, aren't you a lucky one!

But then we’ll have more chances of him finding out.

Shit, that's true. See, what would I do without you? This whole mission would fail the first day.

See, now I let out too much smart. No, I meant with you, dearie.

Of course you did. I mean, I taught you up to be so good. 

That they’re gorgeous and wonderful and the most amazing creatures on earth? Yes.

I was thinking more penis size, but sure.

Well, I like people who are my age.

Sooo, people who's not like 100 years old then? 

Well, ya know, gotta admit .. quite proud of it myself.

That you've had sex with yourself?

Well then I’d love to go.

Yay, it'll be great! 

Like 28. Practically 100.

That is the cutest thing I've ever heard anyone ever say, oh my god haha.