witch.

99.9% film-based, 0.01% book-based. many lines have been altered to be more roleplay-friendly. change gendered language and add context to your needs. happy roleplaying!! ♡

❛  just remember: you’re handsome and charming and everyone loves you.  ❜

❛  if i was gonna go for a rich boy, that is the rich boy i would go for.  ❜

❛  he’s the worst kind of rich boy.  ❜

❛  did your parents send you to snobbery school or does looking down on people come naturally to you?  ❜

❛  you better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin d deficiency.  ❜

❛  one thing i admire about you is your willingness to admit when you’re wrong. wonderful, wonderful trait to have.  ❜

❛  why do you dislike me?  ❜

❛  i didn’t realize you’d heard that …  ❜

❛  so, you do admit that’s a douchey thing to say?  ❜

❛  i’m sorry i was a prick to you. it’s no excuse, but i was a prick to everyone in those days.  ❜

❛  well, now i feel like i need to apologize.  ❜

❛  most people would kill to get an invite to my party.  ❜

❛  that’s perfect, then. kill me, and i won’t have to go.  ❜

❛  did i … do something wrong?  ❜

❛  people i date don’t interest me, and the people who interest me, i can’t date.  ❜

❛  he grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football.  ❜

❛  i mean … you’ve been wanting him to dick you down forever.  ❜

❛  you’re gonna stay at least 500 [feet/meters] away from me for the rest of the night. then, at midnight, you’re gonna come to my room, where i’m going to do some very bad things to you.  ❜

❛  i really thought you hated me …  ❜

❛  i hated how good you looked.  ❜

❛  i wouldn’t mind doing this again.  ❜

❛  i just can’t afford for you to fall in love with me.  ❜

❛  i think we should make love tonight …  ❜

❛  who says ‘make love’ anymore? are we gonna listen to lana del rey while we do it?  ❜

❛  i am so not playing it cool right now.  ❜

❛  i went to boarding school, dear. trust me, you’re in good hands.  ❜

❛  i can’t believe how wrong i was about you …  ❜

❛  it’s come to my attention that you’re not as boring as i thought. sometimes. namely, when you do that thing with your tongue.  ❜

❛  you blew my fucking mind and i’m gonna die if it doesn’t happen again soon.  ❜

❛  listen, i’ll fly to wherever you are right now and pull you out of whatever pointless meeting you’re in and make you admit how much you love it when i call you ‘baby.’   ❜

❛  i’ll take you apart with my teeth, sweetheart.  ❜

❛  should i tell you that when we’re apart, your body comes back to me in dreams?  ❜

❛  you love so much bigger than yourself. bigger than everything.  ❜

❛  give yourself away sometimes, sweetheart. there’s so much of you.  ❜

❛  i’ve been … um … figuring some things out about myself lately …  ❜

❛  i mean, if i’d had more warning, i could’ve made you a powerpoint presentation.  ❜

❛  you need to figure out if you feel forever about him before you take this any further.  ❜

❛  this is uncharted territory for us …  ❜

❛  sometimes, you just gotta jump and hope you’re not standing on a cliff.  ❜

❛  i’ve never felt this way about anyone …  ❜

❛  it’s like there’s a rope attached to my chest and it keeps pulling me toward you …  ❜

❛  i felt myself getting too close, and i didn’t want to break your heart.  ❜

❛  i’m going to let you say what you need to say. then, i’d like you to leave.  ❜

❛  a week ago, we were happy, and then you disappear without saying a word?  ❜

❛  well, i’m sorry i can’t turn my feelings off as easily as you.  ❜

❛  do … do you honestly think this is easy for me?!  ❜

❛  i stormed a fucking castle to look you in the eye and tell you that i love you, knowing that you wouldn’t say it back.  ❜

❛  if this is over, i at least deserve to know why!  ❜

❛  for once, i wish you could see me for who i am and not who you want me to be!  ❜

❛  sometimes, i don’t think you know me at all.  ❜

❛  i wasn’t raised by a loving, supportive family like you were.  ❜

❛  i can love you, and want you, and still not want that life.  ❜

❛  we can figure out a way to love each other on our own terms. no one else’s.  ❜

❛  if you want me to go, you have to tell me to leave.  ❜

❛  i would never leave this room if i didn’t think there was any hope of holding onto the happiness i have found with you.  ❜

❛  tell me to go, and i promise i will walk out that door and trouble you no longer.  ❜

❛  when i was younger, i would dream of taking somebody i love here, and he’d love it as much as i did.  ❜

❛  please, be patient with me, and i promise i will try to be brave for us.  ❜

❛  when they write the history of my life, i want it to include you, and my love for you.  ❜

❛  history, huh? i bet we could make some.  ❜

❛  i want you to have some part of me until you can have all of me again.  ❜

❛  he has captured my heart and made my life immeasurably better.  ❜

❛  i just have to do everything around here.  ❜

❛  you’d better fix this, or you will never see me naked again.  ❜

❛  you might be lousy at keeping secrets, but i am not.  ❜

❛  just hold on until i get there. we’ll figure this out.  ❜

❛  i am always proud to be your boyfriend.  ❜

❛  i don’t want your protection. i want your support.  ❜

❛  breathe, darling.  ❜