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RT @TheOnion: Bad News Gamers: Kirby Has Been Expelled From The Garden Of Eden After Inhaling Fruit From The Tree Of Knowledge https://t.co/FViyXKv59x https://t.co/giJK3EjI8p

RT @bunkbedsurvivor: No good bartender is hot. Good bartenders look like Star Wars cantina background aliens

RT @TranslatedCats: Cats on the Shinkansen. https://t.co/VFRc5kQ91b

RT @TheOnion: Study: ‘Hangin’ In There’ Best One Can Now Feel https://t.co/ucBmIGJdW7 https://t.co/DI7tYRaWP2

RT @BotEquippedWith: GET EQUIPPED WITH CORRECT EXCUSE https://t.co/cvNhDw0wc2

RT @AnneSerling: Sixty two years ago on this date October 2nd 1959, The Twilight Zone premiered: "The writer’s role is to menace the public’s conscience. He must have a position, a point of view. He must see the arts as a vehicle of social criticism and he must focus the issues of his time.” https://t.co/n1kxxAqXXk

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RT @sannewman: Writing tip: Write a bad book. It's ten times easier.

RT @sapphobot: but a kind of yearning has hold of me—to die and to look upon the dewy lotus banks of Acheron

RT @gudetamatweets: have a gude day 💛 #mondaymotivation https://t.co/ewFPFYPAh3

RT @sapphobot: I don't know what to do two states of mind in me

I would love to never hear or read the word "manifesting" again. Can I count on your help?

RT @TheOnion: Depression Symptom Checklist Speaking To Area Man As No Poem Ever Could https://t.co/JkDida4hJh https://t.co/U2mDgn65CK

RT @dereckapurnell: What’s a self made billionaire? Do they make all of their products alone? Do they pour makeup into each bottle? Sew the undergarments one by one? Can someone explain this to me?

RT @PplsCityCouncil: Last night - @LACoSheriff decided to say “Google LASD gangs” on a call. Now that we got Villanueva on record saying it, we’re going to make sure we never forget. Thank you, Alex, this remix is for you!: #LASDgangs https://t.co/FbQ7HTy9Jt

RT @DanPriceSeattle: Billionaires avoid taxes because they think they can spend the money more efficiently than the government ... and they are using the money to try and go to space ... which the government did 60 years ago.