‘’I fucking lived back then and should have remembered, shit. Why do I keep forgetting?’‘
‘‘I don’t know? Does it look like I know jack and shit most of the time?’‘
‘’Hey, hey, hey, hey, you, you, you, hey. Do you know how I can get a box full of only marbles to gift as a birthday present?’’
‘‘I want to see them dive into that box of marbles in the feeble hope of trying to find something, anything else but marbles hiding in the ocean that is balls… and find nothing.’‘
‘’Quite honestly, I’d probably love a gift like that. At least I’d get a laugh out of it.’’
‘’Sometimes you just got to dress up as Donald Duck and that’s cool. It’s normal. Valid.’’
‘‘I’ve been alive for how many centuries and I’ve quite honestly forgotten like over half of my life.’‘
‘‘What do you mean things change? No, that’s scary and bad. Bad. Just no. I won’t stand for change, I’m eternal and I am in the now. No change allowed.’‘
‘‘For someone who complains about being bored all the time you sure don’t know how to entertain yourself.’‘
‘‘ Self-hatred, self-love… same thing. I’m still thinking about myself and we can’t have that. No, here we practice self-neutrality.’‘
‘‘So… when like… a Girl\boy\someone calls you ‘’my heart’’, what does that like… mean?’‘
‘‘When they call you their heart I’d do a pretty hard guess that things are getting pretty serious.’‘
‘‘Oh, huh. I guess things are getting pretty serious, then. Huh. Weird.’‘
‘‘One Christmas, my parents gave me a piece of firewood as a gift with a picture of a Wii glued on it. It’s actually the best gift I’ve ever received because I laughed so much when opening the wrapper.’‘
‘‘They hadn’t gotten the gift yet, so plan b was set in motion.‘’
‘’Hey, be nice to that plant. They haven’t done anything to you?’’
‘‘I got a small plastic jack-o-lantern on my table all year round because I was too lazy to put it away.’‘
‘’I haven’t changed my Christmas curtains since… how many years now? It’s too late to take them down now, so I guess they’ll just hang some more.’’
‘‘Soooooo… jellyfish. They’re neat. Did you know they have almost no natural predators anymore and is starting to take over the ocean? Because they can live in both oxygen-poor water as well as oxygen-rich water?’‘
‘‘Honestly, if you need to like… infodump about I don’t know? How pigeons were abandoned because of some sort of propaganda against them said they were rats with wings or some other thing, then I say… go for it.’‘
‘‘No, I don’t need help. Just let me try some more.’‘
‘‘Ok, consider. I know my shoelaces are untied, but… let me do my mistakes while I’m still wild, young and free.’‘
‘‘On one hand, I need to go to the grocery store… on the other hand… eeeeh?’‘
‘‘I’ve been thirsty all day, but the kitchen is like on the other end of the house and I’ve been too lazy to really drink anything because of it.’‘
