miss moscato

who is she?

omg i just noticed some Grey in Bobby’s beard is it bad i think he’ll look hotter with some more grey in his hair

Just say you like Guy Fieri and go.

stop

IF THIS ROOM AWAS BURINGNI [PUNCHES WALL] I WOUDLNT EVEN NOITICE [THROWS PHONE AT THE WALL] CAUSE YOUVE BEEN TAKING UP MY MIND WITH  YOUR [BREAKS TABLE] LITTLE WHITE LIES LITTLE WHITE LIES

How Can Star Wars Be So Good Even Though It’s So Deeply Flawed And Narratively Inconsistent And Was Created By A Dumbass

Remember the confusion over the mild sexual content rating for tlj? It’s adam drivers tits. Honest to god, it’s literally for his one 3 sec shirtless scene. That warning did nothing tho, I was not prepared! I nearly died! Those tits had me in no condition, I was spilling my beer, I dropped my candy on the floor, knocked the hotdog out the guy next to me’s hand, wigs flew, pearls were clutched, babies were crying, dogs were barking. Boy is built like a refrigerator with a perm! Thank fuck I wasn’t seeing this is 3D or they would have came flying straight at me, breaking my neck and killing me instantly.

This made me laugh for ten straight minutes

she is WHAT? sickening

I’m not even kidding I teared up a lil

mom