Love, goos : - )

Dr. Beanies: Quite possibly the worst one, actually. Regardless of your opinion, he is going to be doing some sort of horrible experiment while you're not looking. If you try to just ignore it, you get arrested for harboring him and being an accomplice. Even if you were into what he was doing and also evil, he strikes me as egotistical and territorial, and would do everything he could to keep you under his heel at all times. if you were competing with him at all you'd probably get lobotomized. Maybe you could make this work if you're interested in being an evil henchman?

Tracy: would probably suck in a really average way. will get mad at you for not doing the dishes but also won't do the dishes. spends most of her free time getting into lengthy and pointless debates on tumblr. do not argue with her and you'll be fine. probably the safest bet of the lot but not exactly outstanding.

Baby jack: Is a child, so you'd probably end up being his legal guardian? If you're really good with kids and willing to train him out of trying to break all his bones i guess you could do worse, but if you aren't good with kids this would be a nightmare and why the hell would you pick it anyways. requires the most work from you by far but could be rewarding if you're that type of person.

Tink: My Pick. i think the worst thing about him would be the emotional turmoil he would inflict on you, depending on what kind of person you are. would probably cover the walls of any common space with pictures of himself and his cats, but if he's got good hygienic practices and does all his chores i think that's the best trade-off you're going to get here. depends how tolerant you are of a bitchy queen

Organ grinder: that is a dead body. If you're for some reason okay with that, he seems pretty amicable otherwise. but i cannot stress enough that this is an actively rotting corpse

frank: kind of just organ grinder but milder. he's nice and all but the hygiene situation is extremely questionable considering he might be some sort of alien parasite puppeting a human body of indeterminate aliveness? He seems physically unfit, but can also construct an entire room of a house overnight, and i'm not sure what to make of that. I don't trust it.