things that my friends have said that could possibly be unhinged meme starters.
"you can put your song back on. what is it? hasta la pasta?"
"i could pull off a cowboy hat, assless chaps, and a condom already on."
"how many quarters do you think i could eat?"
"did you just ask "why am i have adhd?""
"i give women crém pies!"
"it wasn't very christ-like of god to have given me these bozangas."
"pst. like YOU'VE been to the pittsburgh zoo."
"are you going to do the WAP at my grandmother's funeral?"
"i'll give you $10 to chug the communion wine-"
"you're gonna fuck a mosquito?"
"i have that cannoli spray. wait, canola oil."
"my mom said that casablanca was better than boss baby and i think she's wrong."
"you got wheat toast? do you have ANY fun?"
"the caterpillar from big's life was your first crush?"
"i'll carry you on my shoulders and it'll heal your inner child."
"bro just pass this along to the women, men have enough as it is."
"good news! my tummy hurts."
"do you remember when i said this game was like an energy drink? it's like warm milk now."
"i know i'm schwasted right now, but that river looks pretty swimmable right now."
"kitchen aid mixers are my sexual awakening."
"i can't believe i spent $200 on tickets tonight on a whim and i didn't even get my instant gratification."
"i used to cheat in speech therapy."
"look we all know that you wanna fuck apple maps, you don't have to DEFEND it all the time."
"my irrational fear of parking at banks."
"i have the hitchhiker thumb and YOU DON'T!"
