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3 years since this absolutely iconic moment!

Ask Trump “You’re the millionaire Bernie Sanders, right?”

Y'all too mean 😫

where’s that vine of canola from fifth harmony thinking she killin the performance not realizing her mic was turned off the whole time i need it for science

My relatives always fight over the honour of paying the bill to show off their wealth

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection

But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?

Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’ 

this is a pure post