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• "We want more main story updates for our favorite character before other unrelated updates are released! It's horrible that they added a 6th character before updating the current ones!"

–> Oh, okay, understandable to feel disappointed about that—

• "But the real issue is that the new character looks too foreign, looks gay, is slightly too tan, and his character seems misogynistic and rape-y!"

–> Wait, I thought you were all perfectly fine with the character who's literally a terrorist and gang leader, the doctor who doesn't know medical ethics while fucking you in his office, your upstairs neighbor who stalks you and kisses you while you sleep, and your incestuous relationship with your adopted brother, so what makes this guy different?

• "He's different because his teaser tag-line said 'be careful about the wolf you let in', which could encourage women letting a dangerous man come into their house to rape them!"

–> That's his motto because he's literally a werewolf?

• "But it's different, because they also used the number 731 in a story months ago, which is related to the 731 Japanese Unit from WW2 and is controversial, so remove him!"

–> But that is a completely separate story related to a different character and not for this guy at all. And that story was released in April, so why are you bringing it up now?

• "We didn't bring it up before this because we didn't know it was in the story until now, since we don't read the main story, because it's written so stupidly and is inferior to us intelligent fans, so we don't bother!"

–> ...You don't read the main story? Then why was it an issue in the first place that your own favorite characters main story was postponed for this new characters introduction?

• "That doesn't matter! It's about content! And thats also why we've reported the game to the CCP for its clear themes of rape and support of Japanese atrocities in WW2, so they'll remove the new character!"

–> Right. So they removed the new character now... and are also being heavily questioned and pressured by the CCP to the point where all future content will likely be completely censored and the main story will be jumbled without the place of their newly planned character, and that's if the game survives the criticism by the CCP at all. Like, the game servers literally might shut down and investors might pull from the company.