one kiss is all it takes

Everyone has a different view on the topic, which I absolutely love! I don’t have little ones so there isn’t that issue to add into the equation but if I did I’m sure it would be very convenient! And to be fair I kind of bring it on myself since I tell her just about everything. 

It’s definitely convenient to have her near, but would absence make the heart grow fonder in this instance? I feel like I’d constantly be on the phone with her, if she didn’t live as close as she did, so I would be right there with you. It’s always nice to have a confidant! Especially one who knows your ins and outs. Do you think she’d calm down a bit if you told her you were borrowing a friend’s kid to test it out? I’ve got some curly headed crazies who would love to try to exploit someone new for snacks.

After reading this it actually got me thinking and it’s just damn near impossible to live in a tiny house. They obviously aren’t showing or telling everything. 

I honestly hadn’t taken height into consideration until someone pointed it out, and it’s only solidified my stance on not being able to do it even more so. I can’t imagine trying to origami myself into a loft ‘bedroom’ every night. I feel like there would be a constant head ache from smacking my head every morning.

Yes! Someone’s favorite food could be just one taste away if they would only jump. I don’t understand how people can turn away the opportunity to fall in love with something wonderful. 

I wholeheartedly agree! I feel as though you and I are kindred spirits, and I’m starting to wonder where you’ve been all of my life! I now know you’re take on feta, but what kind of meal would you consider to be your favorite?

Honestly I don’t know how they do it either. Specially to those who are tall and can barely move anywhere in there without hitting the heads. I wouldn’t mind to leave in one since I would most likely fit into it. Good point! It actually would to be quite honest.

I do appreciate the fact that they’re able to fit everything in there, but not only do I have an exceeding amount of clothes for myself, but the kids also have a ridiculous amount of clothing and toys... It would literally look like one of the most cluttered tiny homes in existence. I hadn’t even thought of the whole tall thing. I would have to have a ground level bedroom, and that would just defeat the whole purpose, wouldn’t it?

It’s truly heartwarming that you haven’t admitted I’ve already made the transition into man-creature. My living under a rock story is just a lame excuse for the pure sloth behaviour over the past few weeks! But I feel like I’ve earned the break, right? It’s been one hell of a year. And just when I thought we couldn’t scar them for life anymore. Do you think they’re old enough to be well and truly spooked on Halloween yet? Cause it may have to happen. And we should just stop talking about it!

I’ve been holding off on pointing it out because I didn’t want you to completely commit to it and let all of your hair grow out. I’m a fan of the scruff, but I’d have to come after you with scissor, if ever you embraced your inner yeti. A break is warranted, for sure. You’ve done so much this year, and it’s not over just yet. We’re going to have to kick your ass into shape! And no, they’re totally not old enough yet. Having Nezzie sleep smacked against me when she can’t every once in awhile is adorable, but if you make it a normal thing, I’ll take you out with a smile on my face.

are you saying there’s stilll a chance for us? sadly i can’t find a working boom box but what if i were to profess my undying love for you through a sing-a-gram?

There’s definitely still a chance for us, babycakes. We may have to be a little secretive about it, but that’s okay! Some of the best romances grew from but a secret. And a sing-a-gram would be perfect. Are you going to be the one singing? Because it’ll make up for the lack of boombox.

Do you know the average American lives 18 miles from their mom? I always knew I was above average! Thanks for confirming it random national census. I can’t imagine living that close to my mom, honestly. The woman would be all up in my business all the time. A woman needs to be able to walk around homes sans pants without the fear of their mother walking in telling them to do that outside before her ovaries die out.

I don’t think I’ve ever actually calculated how close my mom lives to me, but it may just be within that distance. Now, you’re going to have to excuse me for sighing about the fact that I’m not above average. I do love the fact that she’s within a quick trip to drop of the kiddos or come on over for some bonding time, but I feel a little distance could certainly make the time together all the more sweet. I don’t think I’d want it to change, though. Your mom sounds like she’d be a lot of fun, though... when she wasn’t trying to auction off your womb as rental space.

I was flipping through channels and came across Counting On. The television show doesn’t really matter, more so the content on the show when I paused. Everyone was trying goat cheese and, mostly, turning their noses up to it. Why are people so willing to eat cheese when it comes out of a cow but not a goat? They both are from animals. Granted, I understand they are different tastes but no one truly knows until they try so why the judgement before? I’m offended for goats and their cheese. 

People haven’t live until they’ve tasted goat cheese! So many delicious foods are made with feta, and I’m honestly here to try them all! --if I haven’t already. Greek salad is one of my favorite salads to ever be made, and of course, I generally opt for extra cheese because would it really be a salad without it being slightly ruined health wise with too much cheese or dressing? I’m always at a loss when someone tells me they don’t like something they’ve never tried... like, how do you know?! It could be the best thing they’ve ever put in their mouth!

I love, love, that places have already set out Halloween things and decorating for the spooky season! It’s my favorite time of the year and I’ll be over here, decorating my place for this time of year, and being the only one in my apartment complex.

Decorating for the holidays is one of my favorite part about the holidays! There’s just so many adorable little things that can be bought to make the house/wherever look festive. And my second favorite part about them is food, candy and costumes! Are you handing out candy this year? Are you dressing up?

I’d much rather be memorable then forgotten–so I’ll take it. Morning, noon or night–I’d rather be eating a really good hot dog, then whatever the hell I’m doing at the moment, so that doesn’t even phase me. In fact, it makes me like you all the more! You as well–I know! What the hell is wrong with them? I’m mad, too! I feel like we have so much to time to make up for, now!

That is very true. However, I don’t think it’s possible for you to be forgotten! There are too many masterpieces with your name on it, my friend. Honestly, I’d eat just about anything at any time. Being a foodie is a way of life. I’ve found myself baking in the middle of the night simply because I was craving something to no avail. I’m going to write a formal letter! And I definitely agree on making up the time! And it seems like we might be doing it over hot dogs, which I’m here for. Hot dogs and other delicious foods!

I did not! I had the most serious expression on my face which is why the guy was not amused at all. If there’s a fire I’m going to look specifically for the dude because he went on to talk about how easy it would be to light up a set! For the record I want to be King of Dad Jokes in everyones phone now!

I don’t know which one I would want to witness more so, in this moment. A cheesy grin would certainly signify that you were joking, but such a joke made in a serious notion... I think I just confused myself but also talked myself into wanting to hear more of these terrible jokes/puns. All fingers should point his way, if ever there’s a fire for sure. As you should be! We’ll petition to make it happen. 

What’s new, guys? I’ll be honest and admit I truly feel like I’ve been living under a rock for the past couple of weeks. Apart from the odd appearance of my face (real size, obviously) on the side of a few trucks which is mildly terrifying. But how are you? What’s been crackalackin’ in your life? Oh, there’s also the small matter of my youngest daughter turning two at the end of the month and yeah, apparently that’s a thing. TWO! I’m just gonna go back under my rock. Hope y’all have a great Christmas.

That’s because you’ve actually been living under a rock for the past couple of weeks. It’s time to climb out from underneath there before you start looking like those people things from The Descent... There’s absolutely no way you’d be able to get laid then, and you’d scare the kids. I don’t need my almost two year old screaming when you emerge from the bathroom like a creature of the night! I also kind of want to cry because ‘almost two year old’ really flowed as if it were something I want to happen. She needs to stay small!

in case you didn’t hear we’re dating. you heard it here first. doesn’t dating rumors make you laugh at how crazy and ridiculous they start? if you’re attractive and we’ve hung out before chances we’re going to be accused of dating. don’t shoot the messenger. i’m nina for those who i’ve never met.

I don’t remember you holding up a boombox outside of my bedroom window and asking me to be yours while you played our song in the middle of the night... when did this all happen?! You’re not supposed to skip over the romance, Nina!

There is a new crew member on our set and he asked me what steps we’re supposed to take in the event of a fire. I told him really fucking big ones! He wasn’t happy with my answer. Seriously who the hell thinks about work burning down the first day on the job? I may be working with a pyromaniac. 

Did you have a cheesy grin on your face when you said it? Because as the king of dad jokes these days, there’s got to be some sort of telling expression that takes over your features. In the future, though, if ever there’s a fire you should check to see if he’s anywhere around.