@StephenAmell

When you’re in Portland having fun, and all you’re wanting to do is dance a with a fake moose. Yes, I’ve been having some weird thoughts! I may or may not be slightly buzzed right now…

Ya think? That’s good to know. I agree–in most cases at least–because let’s be real sometimes, male or female, you just deserve to get your ass handed to you. Especially if there’s a broken Playstation involved! But like I said, I think everyone likes passion–and if they don’t then I need to question if there’s something wrong with them. My cats are like dogs, they’re the best! Stop, is she really? Because I wouldn’t put it past you to just say that because you’re just jealous of my cats or something! Doesn’t the first season literally feel like forever ago, though? And it;s hard to remember when the next minute I was basically sequestered to my trailer for a whole season so I could cry all the time!

it’s true i do love you but if anyone asks i’m going to deny it.

Dammit, someday we’ll have them change the roles around! 

Seriously. I’ve always wanted to find a farmer that makes ridiculously large vegetables and just make enough eggplant steaks with to eat for days. They can be cooked in so many ways! Keep in mind that she’s married. She’s quick to shut things down, too, because her husband’s a weirdo. I would have met that kid in the parking lot… I may have gotten my ass handed to me, but we’d be throwing down. My parents scream in multiple languages; it would have been terrible.

I’m literally tackling both of those at once! Pray for me, my dude. Remind again why I signed up for this parenting deal? And you should be jealous. I’m actually a little offended it hasn’t caused any traffic carnage thus far but hey, you win some you lose some.

I just knew that being a side kick isn’t so fun after all. 

Pumpkin spice isn’t even that good… why are pumpkins the theme of the season? Why not something like apples? I want apple spice lattes… kidding, kinda of. Oh my god, I love those so fucking much. I have this huge skeleton that talks whenever you walk past it.

See, I knew it. 

So does this mean, you can’t do anything without me? I should feel flattered. 

I suppose I’ll let it sly with just being a side kick. 

What am I? Chopped liver?!

I love, love, that places have already set out Halloween things and decorating for the spooky season! It’s my favorite time of the year and I’ll be over here, decorating my place for this time of year, and being the only one in my apartment complex.