Shipper Junk

Scrolling through an unfunny long post thinking that there better be a mean comment at the bottom of this

I know exactly what this is about and I hate it

*playing kingdom hearts* me: goofy FUCKING heal me I’m dying goofy: gawrsh! goofy: *heals Donald twice*

i want to be the opposite of an influencer i want to use sex appeal to discourage people from buying things

Karl Marx

this looks like when the printer starts running out of ink

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

here’s my question……………if an animal was extremely endangered, like borderline almost extinct…..could beast boy……y’know…..

you all ignored this so im bringing it back

Yes. He could.

yeah, he can turn into fucking dinosaurs so of course he can turn into near extinct animals. fuck kinda question is this?