A Little Bit of Me

I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.

SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE

<333

@corvidwytch

The only “Not All Men” post I’ll reblog.

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

Did we really reach the era in which youngsters don’t recognize typed emoticons anymore? ;_;

I loved the sheer shock/terror of oAo or the outrage of òAó. Or OTL , my all-time favorite.

I don’t think we had those in Italy :[ is OTL a person sitting or something? haha

OTL is a person on their hands and knees! It’s typically used to denote despair or frustration that makes you want to bang your head against the floor 😂

Omg… dare I say mood?

öwö

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

me @ my last brain cell

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

my cats when i dont let them eat plastic

$50 maybe

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

Put it out so the universe can pull it in sis!!

$50 in a silver money clip thrown by a child who immediately fled in the opposite direction