How I Waste My Free Time

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

That was the correct thing to say.

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

Imagine the surreal insanity of being Irina Petrova and just hanging out having a hobby that you're very intense about and then you notice something weird and then all at once your name is one of the most uttered in history, by total accident. In the movie universe they describe her as a "radio telescope enthusiast" she does not even do this professionally. And suddenly everything is Petrova line, Petrova frequency, Petrova wavelength, Petrovascope, Petrova Task Force, Petrova problem. And you're like man. I have a day job.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra (2021)

Samsung Galaxy A30 (2019)

WRONG it's a Huawei P Smart Plus from 2018