TMNT Enjoyer

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

youre pissing me off

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that