Avert your gaze

How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

do you think we write hardcore erotica by accident

if i were a billionaire i would make a hooters for fat men in thongs so fucking fast

its called Milkies and you get to milk your condiments from them with fake udders while they pant and sweat and maybe moo a bit

im accepting donations and investments and applications

The mascot is a bara bull man in a thong and one testicle out and his name is Milky Mike and for extra money you can reserve him for a table where he breastfeeds you Dr. Pepper or other soft drinks

For birthday parties you can pay extra to have Eggy Eddie the werewolf lay an egg on the table and inside is a mystery gacha treat the whole family can enjoy except not really because this is a restaurant for adults only

when people jack off to me it gives me sustenance i absorb it and i get stronger

“I came thinking of you” omg fucking marry me already

Chappell Roan hired a S.W.A.T. team to beat me up.

red (flame) point with low white spotting

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

reblog to bap prev with your paw

huuuughhhhh yahoo selling scraped data from tumblr to AI sloo probably uughhhwaaauuwghhhhhh

It's under Visibility, noy Privacy like I assumed at first.

Thank you 💛

remember to re-opt out occasionally because they to switch it back occasionally when you aren’t looking!!!

(guy who's misunderstanding what words mean) The problem with swordplay is she gets to be the sword and I have to, what, fuck the sword?

this just in: hyper independent control freak gets off on the idea of being completely helpless and at someone's mercy