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‘ every day i think i’m becoming more like my dad. ’

‘ i think i’m becoming more like my mom. ’

‘ ugh, this oughta be good! ’

‘ i have been here all night. you can feel the tv, it’s warm! ’

‘ how do you get lost in new york? the streets are numbered! ’

‘ it’s wrong to make fun of people, you know, but it’s so fun sometimes. ’

‘ it was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about dna. ’

‘ we found a pool of the killers blood in that hallway. ’

‘ now then, back to my hunch. ’

‘ we’ll draw chalk around where the body is. that way, we’ll know where it was. ’

‘ that’s very reassuring. ’

‘ i don’t like robots… thinking of things. ’

‘ aw, we didn’t do anything all day! ’

‘ i, um… i did nothing. i did nothing at all. ’

‘ i don’t wanna go to work! ’

‘ the less amount of time you live, the better… ’

‘ beat it, bozo! ’

‘ i’m trying to stop smoking. ’

‘ i stole two cigarettes and hid them under my bed with a copy of cosmopolitan magazine. ’

‘ hey, i found your treasure! ’

‘ how do you know how to make a cosmopolitan? ’

‘ should we share some fries? ’

‘ i’m probably gay. ’

‘ you want me to do what? ’

‘ i don’t know shit about women. ’

‘ you ordered your food an hour ago. it should be here by now. ’

‘ life is a fucking nightmare. ’

‘ i’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day i’ll die. ’

‘ what’s wrong? ’

‘ you wouldn’t even understand if i told you. ’

‘ i don’t drink. ’

‘ i’m really sorry about last night, i was just so drunk. ’

‘ okay, let’s go over there and destroy the place. ’

‘ scatter! ’

‘ things got really out of hand. someone broke the pool table. ’

‘ did i do that? ’

‘ why do you do this? ’

‘ it’s the one thing you can’t replace. ’

‘ i’m new in town. ’

‘ sometimes i get nervous on airplanes. ’

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