Feofan being 20 and already a failed business man is so funny to me because no way would anyone be calling someone who would've been like 18-19 a "business man." A 19 year old is not a business man, that is a crypto bro. I too would've probably kicked his ass and sold him to Dottore. Being a test subject kept him from inventing NFTs until his frontal lobe fully developed, and then he got shot in the shoulder and was more worried about that than whatever the genshin version of bored ape would've been.

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy