little goblin

Item: Poison Chihuahua; deals d4 Poison with bites but mostly just barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark

Florida pisses me off because they have the coolest flora and fauna of the continental US but are like "we must destroy these marshes and shoreline to build shitty suburbs that will sink below sea level in 10 years anyway because if Harold can't see the water from his back window he will shit himself to death."

florida. has. PANTHERS.

been thinking a lot about anticipatory grief lately. i love you so much that i know losing you will devastate me. i haven't lost you yet but i already miss you. we still have time, but it won't be enough. i think about what i would say at your funeral, and say some of it to you now cause i need you to know how loved you are before you go. you will go where i cannot follow, but you will never really leave me. it won't make it hurt less but it is a part of healing somehow.

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

judas used tongue

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

for a safer and cheaper alternative to getting a piercing at claire's, you can always try getting caught and tagged by a team of researchers before being released back into the wild