Hello!

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

cats will just treat you as terrain

I want to make some shelves for my pantry so fucking bad but alas, the Expenses,

Not the Expenses....

There are so many fucking Expenses

I recommend wistfully daydreaming about an imaginary scenario where your life is exactly the way it is right now except that you can afford all the Expenses you want.

Waaay ahead of you

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one