Drunken succulent

Weegee (Arthur Fellig), Woman With Her Crow at the Limelight Cafe, Greenwich Village, NYC, 1950s.

Virginia Woolf in a letter to Edward Sackville-West written c. September 1926, featured in The Selected Letters of Virginia Woolf

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

was i always destined to find balanced budgets deeply satisfying, or is it only because this was the only game i actually understood how to play

It’s a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it!

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

oil pastel drawing of these rock formations that were near my campsite

Pandolf and Merricat have been friends since they were babies...💛

one more year until people stop dying

posts i can only make today

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I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

Jellyfish mosaic tile piece, Havana, Cuba. From Great Houses of Havana.

Since the South Shore Line's Monon Corridor is opening this week, I figured it's time to make an updated map of Chicago's regional rail! Compared to my 2018 map, I've removed the CTA and added both Amtrak and the full South Shore Line, and this now shows the new fare zones. It's striking to see just how small the Monon Corridor is relative to the rest of the network, but it's still cool to see that it's possible for the US to build new electric regional rail.