beepbeepbitch

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

why doesn;t life….pick on someone her own size.. ive had enuf

Having firends is cool but have you ever cut everyone off and disappeared for 7 months

Great post, lord anxious.

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.