Wow look a personal blog!!

im gonna remove my nervous system so i wont be nervous anymore. cant believe what a good idea this is why did no one else do this

A-fucking-men

Oh no was the Artemis Fowl movie terrible? I was kind of excited to see it but now I'm not so sure

There is no Artemis Fowl movie.

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

Bro I challange you to an Agni kai *hands you a lighter and a can of hairspray*

bro shut up i’m trying to relive an emotional fictional moment

Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*

my hatred for jk rowling grows stronger every day

I feel this on a spiritual level.

you can pry italics out of my cold dead hands